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This page is deticated to posting and commenting on various game chat's that I've happened on reading.
A l33t h4xor Visits
'^*Toilet|Plunger!', '****mecasim', and 'Bringer of Death' felt they had time to chat since they were on the Allied team as it was busy spawn camping the Axis team. Instead of joining Axis, or heaven forbid, stop the camping, 'Bringer of Death' tries to justify the situation, '****mecanism' decides that spawn camping would be elimiated if there was no respawn times, and good old '^*Toilet|Plunger!' offers to use his com-pew-tore skills to break into our server.
****mecasim:  all things considered..anyone know the admin on this server? 
****mecasim: the 1 min time limit needs to change
^*Toilet|Plunger!: YEP I DO
Bringer of Death (to team): all allis can do anyways
****mecasim: really?
Bringer of Death: come on allies this the best
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ANYONE KNOW THE COMMAND TO CHANGE IT?
Bringer of Death: this is sad
[rch team]AnGeL: sry
****mecasim: if so, tell them to change the time limit with max lives
Bringer of Death: yeah flamers
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 I COULD BUT DON'T KNOW COMMAND
Bringer of Death (to team): ok stop flamers
NuclearWhale: flaming homosexuals : P
****mecasim: change the time limit to instanteous for max lives
Drastius (to team): don't use your flamehthrower in the house idiot
****mecasim: i don't actually belive you have admin..but it'd be nice
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 WELL I DON'T
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 BUT I CAN HACK IT
NuclearWhale: ?
****mecasim: I don't think you can actually hack it either
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 YEA I CAN
^*Toilet|Plunger!: I'M KNOWN AS CIPHERFX : )
^*Toilet|Plunger!: HEHEH ONE OF WORLDS BEST HACKERS HAHA
****mecasim: I see
****mecasim: can you hack my cat? 
Democracy Insues
Some people don't like the 60 second respawn times (g_userAxisRespawnTime and g_userAlliedRespawnTime) that we have set on our server. We actively encourage those people to play somewhere else. Unhappy with that solution, someone decided to envoke the power of the people by calling a vote to change timelimit to 15, which is actually to set the number of minutes of the match from the default (30 minutes) to 15 minutes. Then he and his coup d'etat buddies try to figure why the match ended. Finally, '[9thSS]FeuerKrieger' adds some clarity to the situation.
EvilRedSquirrel:  no we changed the time u noobs
ReV: congratulations!!
Ceil: SIR YES SIR
EvilRedSquirrel: u voted on it
Solid_snake: c'es koi l'xp?
GriFFyn: u mean speak bitch?
Epoch: I thought it was changing to 15 mins though
EvilRedSquirrel: it did
disabled: je ne comprends pas
Solid_snake: no sir no
Dr. Friendly: 9 to 13 seems fair
Epoch: so changing to 15 mins ends game?
[9thSS]FeuerKrieger: fucking morons 
CovertOps On a Whole New Level
'^*Toilet|Plunger!' is an entertaining fellow. He knows that both 'bgr' and I (tjw) are admins on the server, and is apperantly trying to pull some serious covert operation here by impersonating me to get the server password from 'bgr'.When it fails, he forgets that he needs to type '\name' before setting his name back. Apperantly, he then becomes frustrated and goes off on a rant. (He thinks that since he has a carret in his name that he cannot be kicked.)
tjw: anyone seen bgr?
^*Toilet|Auger!: nope, 2 early 4 bgr
tjw:  ^1^^3*Toilet|^2Plunger!
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 ANYONE HERE THINK BGR IS SERIOUSLY GAY?
Dischan (to team): ouch
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 U KNOW I THINK BGR IS GAY ANYONE ELSE THINK SO
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 I THINK BGR IS 13 YRS OLD AND HAS NO LIFE
^HVertigo: ask me if i care
Dischan: do you care, lol
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KICK ME
^*Toilet|Plunger!: PLEASE ^3 SOMEONE KICK ME BECAUSE I SPAWN KILL WITH A PANZER
^*Toilet|Plunger!: AND I'M GOOD HAHA
^*Toilet|Plunger!: ^3 SOMEONE PLEASE KICK ME 
A Player By Any Other Name...
^>ET^fC^z-^>Co^dLi^>N:  Omg
Yagsi Niloc: fuck off 
^>ET^fC^z-^>Co^dLi^>N: yagsi nilco is colin is gay backwards
S3rp3nt: dumbas
Yagsi Niloc: huh
BVK (to team): sorry ganga
Yagsi Niloc: thats my name
BVK: forgot it had the grenade on (to team): (
Yagsi Niloc: its russian
tjw: haha 
Playing the System
Poor Bill and Panthro try to turn their valuable game playing time from leisure into work by cheating the XP scoring system. dtrance uses an elequant gesture to point out the error in their ways. Sadly, dtrance's attempt to teach an important lesson go unnoticed by Bill.
Bill Cosby:  hey dtrance
Bill Cosby: lets xp hack
Bill Cosby: WTF
PaNtHrO[GoAtSe] (to team): damnit
Bill Cosby: dtrance
Bill Cosby: dont kill us
PaNtHrO[GoAtSe] (to team): lol i got em
**dtrance: im xp hacking
**dtrance: i killed u 2
**dtrance: for xp 
Bill Cosby:  no
Bill Cosby: like
Bill Cosby (to buddy): kill 1 of us at a time
Bill Cosby: kill 1 of us
Bill Cosby: at a time
Bill Cosby: and ill revive him 
The Blame Game
Bill Cosby:  hey dude lets xp hax
Bill Cosby: lol
**CoLiN: ok
Bill Cosby: dont kill me
Bill Cosby: lol
**CoLiN: ok
**CoLiN: how do we xp hax?
Bill Cosby: ok
Bill Cosby: what ima do is
Bill Cosby: ill keep like damaging
Bill Cosby: something
Bill Cosby: and u repair it
Bill Cosby: and vice versa
Bill Cosby: lol
**CoLiN: its bullet proof
Bill Cosby: no\
**CoLiN: start next campaign tho
Bill Cosby: use nades
Bill Cosby: haha
**CoLiN: u repair tank ill bomb it 
--snip--
*SIMEY:  don't XP whore guys, it is shameful and thoughtless
*SIMEY: you are bringing yourselves down to GOATSE level
Bill Cosby: wtf
Bill Cosby: asshole
Bill Cosby: lol
*SIMEY: rumple, these guys are XP whoring like GOATSE, it is disrespectful to tjw sefforts to make a fun server
RuMpLe: ffs
**CoLiN: if tjw really cared he would take off those 4 scores
RuMpLe: no shit
*SIMEY: that does not make it cool for you guys to do it
*SIMEY: colin, you are good enough not to lower your self to these tactics
Shadowraith: can i join a team plz
**CoLiN: !kick bill fu
Shadowraith: thanx
RuMpLe: lol
*SIMEY: jw has put a lot of work into setting up stats so we can enjoy another level of competition .
**CoLiN: thats twice bill ogt caugfht ttrying to xp hax 
Pending Website Changes
[cc]Nippon:  did you program that whole site?
[cc]Nippon: pretty good other than the gui heh
War()Peanut[GOATSE] : whats up
Dont Shoot: i want lvl 4 admin last tome im askin plz givme iv bwwn good
Dont Shoot: 3
**bMd: haha, tjw, love the fan mail
War()Peanut[GOATSE] : howdy hey bmd
**bMd: hey peanut
[cc]Nippon (to team): dead at door
[cc]Nippon (to team): want me to tap?
bgr (console): pretty good other than the gui my ass.
Dont Shoot (to team): hold em back good job let me know if it breaks
bgr (console): we're planning on implementing a totally kickass gui in the next few months. STAY TUNED!
bgr (console): it will have lots of blinking text. in fact. the vast majority of the text will blink. to draw attention and such.
[cc]Nippon: is that for the site or in game
bgr (console): like I said. it will kick ass. not quite like a ninja. but kickass none the less 
How NOT To Address Authority
bgr: or do all you idiots share 1 hive brain 
Mr. Chillz (to buddy): its my boy hotsause 
shitmyself[goatse]: hey its ur server if u want to turn off go ahead 
tekken (to team): throw grenade on the spotted mines team 
PeanutButterBalls: WHY WAS I KICKED? 
[HoT]Sauce: just got me a new monitor 
SaveourPlanet: LCD? 
Space Cowboy: sorry 
[HoT]Sauce: 19in crt 
Mr. Chillz: jabber you are such a noob 
Space Cowboy: stray bullet 
Poker (to team): careful 
Poker (to team): guy waiting by me 
Hard Nox [GOATSE]: crt, that is so last year 
[HoT]Sauce: big 50 lb beast 
Russian wolf (to team): get in tank 
[HoT]Sauce: lcd doesnt refresh fast enough 
Hard Nox [GOATSE]: i guess 
[HoT]Sauce: even the best one out.. which has been discontinued 
PeanutButterBalls (to team): BGR WHY'D YOU KICK ME? 
bgr (to team): cause you're gay right? 
PeanutButterBalls (to team): AHHHH 
bgr (to team): im totally homophobic 
PeanutButterBalls (to team): OHHH BOYYY 
PeanutButterBalls (to team): YOUR THE ONLY ONE BEING GAY MY FRIEND 
bgr (to team): bye 
PeanutButterBalls (to team): PRICK 
bgr (to team): or save me the typing and leave 
PeanutButterBalls (to team): SHOULD I? 
EnOb: haha BGR you fat fuck, you cant ban me, ill be on later to shit on
your fuckin chest!!1 
AngelofDeath: lol 
bgr: dude 
Space Cowboy: what kindof fetish is chest shitting? 
bgr: this server is off 
bgr: come back next year or something 
AngelofDeath: cleveland steamer 
AngelofDeath: what? 
bgr: beg tjw to talk me out of it 
AngelofDeath: what happened to tjw 
*server shut off*
Hallmark(tm) Moment
> i think that guy actually wrote your initials on his scrotum bgr
> that's pretty weird
<bgr> who?
> http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=530729&CategoryID=245379&startcat=1&ThreadID=1498064
> enob
<bgr> heh
<bgr> I don't know how to take that one
<bgr> it's weird
> indeed

Communification
TrynGuess (to team):  gpimg engie
*@Toilet|Trauma! (to team): im bilding d can you hold them off?
TrynGuess (to team): then to schoo; to lern to spell, or type 
A Holy Moment
How dare ye mute thy son of God. Thou art to be thrust unto the fire of... blah blah blah churchy churchy. Don't mess with Texas (don't mess with jesus either)!
<TSR>:  !unmute jesus
Jesus: i am the son of god
Jesus: nobody can shut me up
<TSR>: !mute jesus 
Our Comedian Laureate
Even hen there isn't a game going on, you may still find entertainment.
VinniFalconMayor(QC):  !ADMINTEST
SilentSandman-Linux: !CaPsLoCkTeSt
SilentSandman-Linux: WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
SilentSandman-Linux: I'm sitting here bored outa my mind, sucking down bgr's bandwidth!
SilentSandman-Linux: ... wondering if that will get me on the 'best of' page...
snafu: what
SilentSandman-Linux: woah! signs of life!
snafu: what
SilentSandman-Linux: The lifeform appears to have some sort of rudimentary language consisting of a single word!
SilentSandman-Linux: Computer, onscreen!
snafu: what are you doing
SilentSandman-Linux: I'm wasting about 10Kbps.
SilentSandman-Linux: AND making a sandwich
SilentSandman-Linux: POOF! 
Logic is TEH SUK11
Bill Cosby: i dont think that jerk list is that accurate though cuz
Bill Cosby: what if u have an ownage record
Bill Cosby: that u dont wanna lose
Bill Cosby: and u get put on it
Shutup Fag^H^H^HDude!
<Zeebok_> "CoLiN" wants to play as "|2ed Thunde|2"
<Zeebok_> |2 is supposed to be an R
<tjw> heh
<bgr> took me a while to figure that out
<Zeebok_> |3lue?
<bgr> guess 'r' just ain't cool anymore
<tjw> heh
<tjw> it's old hat daddy'o
*** bgr is now known as C|24Z|3
<C|24Z|3> yo yo p33ps
<tjw> haha
<C|24Z|3> what it is
<tjw> CRAZB?
<Zeebok_> CR4ZB
<Zeebok_> ?
<Zeebok_> CRA-Z B?
<C|24Z|3> yup
<tjw> haha
<C|24Z|3> CRA-Z B
<tjw> sweet
<Zeebok_> (with a long A"
<Zeebok_> )
<C|24Z|3> I'm big pimpin homeboyz
<C|24Z|3> what you need fools
<C|24Z|3> yo yo yo
<C|24Z|3> when I catch you on the et server
<tjw> slammin'
<C|24Z|3> 3y3 am gunna bust a cap in dat azz
<C|24Z|3> you know
<C|24Z|3> this fits on a license plate
<C|24Z|3> !!!
<C|24Z|3> in california I think they allow |
<C|24Z|3> I QUIT!
<C|24Z|3> movin to cali bitches
<C|24Z|3> so CraZ B can pimp cali-style
<C|24Z|3> fo'shizzle
<Zeebok_> skeet skeet skeet
*** tjw is now known as tj
<C|24Z|3> and I ride spinnahs cuz dey SPIN
<tj> hmm
<Zeebok_> 22" on the jeep
<Zeebok_> and its lowered
*** tj is now known as tJM4X
<Zeebok_> hah
<tJM4X> can't you hav ea nick that starts with a number
<C|24Z|3> don't think so
<tjM4X> bummer
<C|24Z|3> TO THE EXTREME!
<tjM4X> i want to be 7jM4X
<C|24Z|3> you can use that on the server
<tjM4X> yeah
<C|24Z|3> as long as you're on CraZ B's team
<tjM4X> with colors and shit
<C|24Z|3> yo yo
<tjM4X> what up d0gz
<C|24Z|3> cuz I'll be punkin hos with all sorts a airstrikes and SHITZ
<Zeebok_> t to the j to the w
<tjM4X> i beleive it's t to the j to the muthafuckin w
<C|24Z|3> vanilla ice
<Zeebok_> my apologies
<C|24Z|3> TO THE EXTREME
<C|24Z|3> word to the mutha
<tjM4X> W3RD -^ f00lz
<C|24Z|3> dAAAmmmmNN
<C|24Z|3> ur str33t cr3d just SkyRocketed!
<C|24Z|3> when I come on as C|24Z|3 tonight peeps best Respekt
<C|24Z|3> cuz I be certain to repreSent
<C|24Z|3> WEEESSSTSIIIIIDE
<tjM4X> B r3pr3sENT!
*** tJM4X is now known as tjw
<tjw> i think i'll put this on the bestof page
<tjw> i doubt it will inspire change though
<tjw> most poeple won't realize it's humorous
<tjw> wh4t? I don get it!
<tjw> O ic its BGR and TJW!
<tjw> lololo
<tjw> rofl
<C|24Z|3> kekeke
<tjw> HAAHA!!!11one
<Zeebok_> put some ^H in there too
<tjw> heh
<C|24Z|3> Shutup Fag^H^H^HDude!

tjw clan disbanding?
tjw's one man clan has a rich history of elitism in its member rolls. However, this leaked memo shines some light into the internal stuggle that's taking place. Could this be the end of one fo the most feared clan organizations in et today?
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 19:38:22 -0700
To: tjw@tjw.org
Subject: Application

Apperently someone sent an application to our clan with your name on
it.  I am guess this was not you, just wanted to let you know about
this.

The reason that they gave for wanting to join is great though:

"have a good server and i want enob to blow me!"

Just thought you might like to know :)

--The Doc